Top 10 funny talents a mom has!

1.) Cooking, cleaning, and just about everything one handed with a baby on your hip.

2.) Text while your baby is using you as a personal playground.

3.) Change a diaper in 10 seconds while being kicked

4.) Showering AND shaving in 5 minutes.

5.) Being able to hear everything while sleeping.

6.) Actually getting a load of laundry done without having to run it through the wash again. (Rare occasion)

7.) Running all your errands in 1 hour, Right before baby starts to get cranky.

8.) Doing our hair and makeup with a toddler yanking on you and actually looking decent.

9.) We can carry a child on our hip, diaper bag, purse, iPad, toys, blankie, ext. , and lock the door at the same time.

10.) How we can clean a million times a day but the house is just never clean! (That takes talent!)


I hope you enjoyed my top 10 funny talents of a mom. If you have any to add comment below I would love to hear!